Posts Tagged ‘Useful’

Useful and Interesting Quotes

March 5, 2008

“I don’t want to work. I want to bang on this mug all day.” –Michael Scott

“Any man that says he understands women is a fool because women are ununderstandable.” -The Office

“All that really matters in producing things is being creative and being imaginative.” –Albert Einstein

“Short answer yes with an if, long answer no with a but.”

“The ‘average American’ has one breast and one testicle.” -Jon Steel

“I drink from the keg of glory! Donna, bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land.” -Josh Lyman, West Wing

“We didn’t abandon you Pete. We thought you was a toad, that’s all.” -Delmar, O Brother where art thou?

“Rebel Base, this is Red 5. We are starting our attack run on the Death Star.”

“Change is inevitable, but growth is optional.”

“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.” -Albert Einstein

“The rewards of life are gained in the process of seeking a goal, not in the actual attainment.” -?

“You can’t put a price tag on fun.” -Tyler McNitt

“Stop bitching and do something about it.”

Seest thou a man diligent in his business? He shall stand before kings. Prov 22:29